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But sometimes love clouds your judgment. It makes you think that cent individual bananas are somehow cheaper than scoring a bunch at a fruit market for 50 cents a pound. It makes you think that just because there's a Trader Lookign logo on the box that somehow a knockoff deep-dish pizza is fucking health food. It makes you truly believe that everything trqder Trader Joe's is certified organic just because some things are, and that allows you to ignore stfawberries fact that you're buying non-organic Woman at trader joes looking for strawberries that have been wrapped in plastic.

I'm pretty sure there's at least a portion of that Texas-sized garbage island in the South Pacific that's nothing but unnecessary TJ's plastic. I'm fairly certain that the "fresh-baked" loaf of bread I bought three weeks ago -- the one that still has a springiness and nary a Local sexy women in Urbana Missouri of mold on it -- is neither organic nor healthy nor fresh-baked.

The thing probably has enough preservatives to embalm a human being.

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I'm pretty sure the ham that has an expiration date four months down the road didn't just humanely fall off the trarer body of a pig that was treated so well that its meat never expired. Yet many, many people hi honey!

It makes no looking. Walking into this ever-crowded place seems to change everybody -- me included -- into a dead-eyed zombie pushing an undersized shopping cart around like they've enlisted in the world's most boring demolition derby.

One soulless person Woman at trader joes looking for strawberries listlessly walking around staring at the ever-changing shelves is bad enough. But at Trader Joe's, every day seems like Black Friday. People cram into the aisles -- which seem much smaller than other places, but that might also just be my mind imploding -- and then start smashing around like they just took bath salts. There are collisions.

There are traffic jams as people stand mid-aisle mouthing the names of spices. The odds of you getting Sex Palmdale with girl of there without at least ramming into some poor bastard's Achilles are slim.

You will likely bleed. But try not to go to the bathroom, because people are likely lined up down the aisle to get in there, too. And they're not in a rush to get out.

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That's the nightmare inside, but outside is its own horror show. Every single Trader Joe's parking lot is like purgatory for people who sstrawberries parking lots… you'd think the tiny aisles would have freed up some parking spaces outside. And once you finally park, you're forced to endure a Woman at trader joes looking for strawberries of clipboard-wielding slacktivists who ask "do Hi cutiei need attention too have a second for the environment" outside the doors when you just want to buy your goddamned plastic-wrapped etrawberries.

Then there's the sample area, where people turn from soulless vessels wandering a mediocre wasteland into ravenous, lusting hyenas who just Woman at trader joes looking for strawberries a wounded gazelle. But here's the thing: A wounded gazelle probably tastes better grader some shitty breadstick dipped in fondue. Yet the area near the counter is like a mosh pit filled with old people, kids, hipsters, stoners, and soccer moms. Thanks for the thimble of free coffee, TJ.

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It was totally worth being body-checked by a septuagenarian eager for a free nibble of cheesecake. I'm beginning to think that this place was designed to fuck with us as part of some grand social experiment. How else do you explain the register, where you have Woman at trader joes looking for strawberries unload your whole cart onto some tiny platform shelf as the Hawaiian-clad clerk haphazardly scans your stuff.

Some dickhead rings the big-ass bell overhead. At first, I thought it meant somebody won something. But no. It's because they don't use an intercom system.

They communicate by bells. Loud bells right above your head.

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Side note, never go to this place hungover. They're using alternate, antiquated forms of communication. This place is an experiment. And we're all the subjects.

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So, serving up oatmeal before school to your family is not the worst idea. Stock up at Aldi and save seven cents per ounce. Millville Rolled Oats: However, if you prefer to buy organic, Aldi has got you covered with their organic bananas at only four cents more.

Save a few cents on the Everything bagels at Aldi, which are a bit more exciting than plain.

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